I know things have been slow around here lately. Well, I’ve been busy and it’s tough keeping up with every thing Singapore. So I’m gonna have to rethink the site’s direction, whether to keep the focus on Singapore or not?

All posts will still be here of course. Meanwhile for anything Singapore, nothing is better than the grand daddy Tomorrow.sg. Take care guys.

We’ll be back. Eventually. Perhaps in another form?

Spot the King Kong!

With a few of my friends we met at Plaza Singapura. Thinking it was a Wednesday, we presumed we wouldn’t have any trouble getting tickets. So I didn’t have them help book in advance, though it’s undeniably easy at those AXS stations littered around Singapore. We were so so wrong. Not only were we all separated, we also had the clearest view in the entire theatre. Row 2 and I gotta raise my head for the entire 2+ hours.

This is probably the bestest film I’ve ever watched so all the shit above? It’s still worth it. I mean, a movie by Peter Jackson, the Lord of the Rings director, were you expecting anything less?

Prepare to be bombarded by a plethora of emotions when watching this. Shock, WTFness, disgust, sadness…

At the end of the film, my eyes were already all watery.

All in all the perfect film to bring your date, love and violence.

I just don’t get one thing; the whole giant gorilla-human love relationship. Quoting my always full of crap insights brother, “Imagine King Kong falling in love with the girl, now imagine you falling in love with a hamster.”

Also if you buy their King Kong popcorn set, you’ll get this beautiful water bottle. Looks like the one Naomi Watts drank from. Woot.

The above passages may contain spoilers.

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Just this evening, I was over at Paradiz centre with my friends. We played pool, had dinner at the food court (I ordered mini wok noodles, it was disgusting) and got 4 coms from the LAN shop.

The LAN shop is kinda like a electronic maze and as we make our way to our coms, all our eyes were fixated on this other guy’s screen. He was there sitting there blatantly enjoying his porn, he didn’t even tried to hide or anything. He just sat there oblivious to the world and kept on replaying the same video.

Two little boys came and they were all giggling and laughing, they just stood behind the guy. One of the boys even started imitating the bobbling action of the girl in the video.

We played one hour and decided that none of us could concentrate very well (the guy was just beside us and the volume level was pretty high for goddamn sake) so we all took one quick glance at his screen, paid and left.

And the guy just remained glued to his seat, enjoying his porn openly. Repeating the same video again and again and again.

There is no moral of the story. Just remember that when you’re home internet connection is acting up and you need your daily dosage of porn, be sure to come to Paradiz centre. The dimly lit LAN shop on B1 besides the indian guy provision shop.

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Ever wonder how Santa Claus does it every year? Flying reindeers, getting down the chimney when he’s even fatter than the models of slimming pills advertisements. I found this USATODAY.com article done 3 years ago as part of their ‘Talk Today’ and it answers all the questions you’ve been wanting to ask, by Santa himself.

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Have anyone of you guys ever heard of Parkour? Some sort of extreme sport/martial art where the person leaps and runs around overcoming obstacles ‘beautifully’. Or probably the dumbest thing anyone will do on their own free will.

At one point, mr lim’s brother was totally into this and mr lim even tried it once or twice but it was not meant to be and mr lim strained his back while trying to do some crazy moves and decided that he would not have anything to do with parkour ever.

However, since Christmas is coming real soon, these guys who have too much free time on their hands, dressed up as Santa and did some Parkour through the city.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4164705640914090587&q=santa

There was a website and forum specially for the Singaporeans traceurs (what practitioners of parkour are known as) but now it’s no longer available.

Read more about Parkour over at its wikepedia entry.

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mr lim always wanted to see his name on some publication, like some legitimate paper like Business Times or magazine like Esquire. So this evening after school, his friend messaged him.

MIYAGI MENTIONED YOU ON TODAY

And not many things went through his mind. The first thing was, why is his friend so excited? mr lim haven’t met that friend for quite some time, could it be that Miyagi obtained some naked photos of mr lim and wrote an article (published in Today) telling everyone that mr lim did a Sarong Party Girl (SPG) so now mr lim was a Sarong Party Boy (SPB)?

mr lim dare not think further. An innocent and upright man’s reputation was at stake here.

mr lim quickly went online as he got home and directly went to Miyagi’s blog and to his relieve, it was just a quote from mr lim’s piece on putfile. Thanks man. Heng heng you never find my naked photos.

Vote for miyagi. Is there still time?

Miyagi if you don’t win never mind, mr lim will buy you a tiara next time we meet (or coffee, whichever you prefer).

TODAY: You�re banned, Singapore! [Miyagi]
You’re banned, Singapore! [Today]

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Is what mr lim was supposed to do, as he was tagged by the most beautiful female in the world. He feels really honoured.

However, since nothing about mr lim is weird and random (only cool and awesome), he could have thought three days and night and would not be able to write down anything at all.

So mr lim thought of looking to yanyan’s for inspiration.

o1. i made friends with this rich girl from NPCC because we both had queen sized beds at home for ourselves only. and because of that, we slept together at the tent side by side laughing at the other stingy group mate who only can afford a single sized plank of wood to sleep on.

mr lim slept together with other guys during a camp but they did not do anything indecent.

o2. i had this very bad habit of smacking any guys butt that i find handsome. (please do not ask why.)

mr lim do not have a sexy butt but he’s still got smacked a few times nonetheless. Thou he is not masochistic or anything, yanyan is welcomed to smack mr lim’s butt anytime.

o3. this indian guy added me in msn and showed me his dick thru the camera. that was the happiest day of my life. the most digusting thing i’ve ever seen.

mr lim wishes something like this will happen to him some day then he’ll take a screenshot and share it with everyone. mr lim, however, will not use it for his handphone wallpaper or desktop wallpaper. He doesn’t have a profile on Gayder.

o4. i have right angled eyebrows.

mr lim never heard of right angled eyebrows, so he went over to Ask Jeeves and asked “what is right angled eyebrows?” and all they gave him was this lame review of The Omega Man DVD review.

o5. I CANNOT FRICKING RIDE A BICYCLE. (I HATE HONG XING FOR THAT.)

mr lim have this good friend who was about his age and cannot fricking ride a bicycle too. So when a chalet was organized few years back, when most people sped off in their bicycle, mr lim purposely ride slowly and taught his friend how to ride the bike.

The friend now knows how to ride the bicycle but sometimes still wobbles and fall down. This concludes that mr lim is a very good bicycle teacher, so what are you waiting for? Sign up today.

TIME; Every Saturday
VENUE: East Coast Park
FEE: One smack on the butt/hour (5 hours or more and you get to smack as many times as you want)

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chio bu Curious George
yan dao King Meng
yan dao Brennan
chio bu Nadnut
yan dao Vicnan

Guys must do ok so I can know all your deepest darkest secrets I can understand you guys better.

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