Yan Yan is delicious

Posted By mr lim on January 24, 2006

If you’re not watching a movie, playing pool, buying anything; don’t go Orchard. Especially NOT Centrepoint. Unless you’re getting pussy willows for chinese new year to decorate your ugly, dull, boring room.

We were supposed to meet at 3.30 but for some profound reason, we ended up meeting at 4. OK, truth be told, we are both tardy, disorganized people.

So she was in her sexy uniform looking all adorable specially for me and after walking around pretending we are studious people when we went to Borders and Kinokuniya, we sat down for coffee at coffee bean. I got The Ultimate and she got the sweetest-but-no-matter-how-i-try-but-cant-stomach Caramel ice blended.

Anyhow, when we are done. We walked over to the bus stop and suddenly yan yan heard a camera clicking sound and this suspicious guy (who probably needs to go yun nam hair centre) walked away immediately.

Let’s just call this guy ‘cheebye’, technically, he’s just taking secret photos in our directions so he can sell them on ebay and he doesn’t look anywhere like a female’s secret place but ‘cheebye’ sounds good all the same.

Since I don’t have god like powers to show you all what exactly happened. This is a photo I got somewhere to illustrate the situation.

So instead of some hot sexy lingerie model, ‘cheebye’ probably got this in his camera phone.

This photo is so valuable that if you go sell it on eBay, I confirm you, highest bided item on eBay history EVER. No doubt about that.

6 Comments so far

  1. Brennan on January 25th, 2006

    Next time must create drama. So that it can be Tomorrow-ed! :P

  2. Molly Meek on January 25th, 2006

    For a moment, I thought the title of this post referred to Xiaxue, aka Ms. Wendy Cheng Yan Yan…

  3. Ben on January 25th, 2006

    I am a Singaporean living in US. I am ashamed when one of my friends told me today that Singapore bans blogging.
    A similar event happened to me years ago when I was serving the national service when the Taiwanese told me that Singapore Government Ban chewing gum.
    Unless Singapore government starts to change this
    thinking about always quick to lay down the ‘punishment’. Singapore will always be the same
    What kills me is LKY is still running again at 82. Get a life man, let go and let the others run Singapore.
    I love Singapore but all these BS just kills me.
    Sorry , new to blogging, anyhow put this comment.
    Sorry dude, your article was in the list of ban blog cluster fxxx
    Cheers!

  4. mr lim on January 25th, 2006

    bren, cheebye wasn’t bending down while taking the photo and yanyan wasn’t too freaked out and cheebye moved away pretty fast.

    mollymeek, i wouldnt dare. skarly she go use a toilet for the disabled or something.

  5. Leslee. on January 25th, 2006

    I WAS FREAKED OUT OKAY.

  6. mr lim on January 27th, 2006

    you were? i thought you look kinda flattered :p

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