How many Materazzis can you headbutt before getting a red card? Pretty much the most pointless game ever.

Zidane’s amazing 6-hit head butt combo! Just in case you missed it, you can also watch it on YouTube.

Pity. France would have looked great as the World Cup champions.

Addendum: And the mother of all Zidane headbutting videos.

“Hello there! I’ve just launched the “Join the Celebrations, Fly our Flag” programme!”

“Simi fly our flag programme? Flag day si bor? I don’t like flag day le. All the little kids come pester me for donation…”

“You got it mixed up auntie. For young people it is especially signifi…”

“AUNTIE?! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME AUNTIE?”

“Oh sorry XIAO JIE. My bad..For young people it is especially signifi…”

“OK LA OK LA! I get your point! Scared no one hang our flag si bor? No need scared la! Your this flag day thing hor? Gimme 1 free Singapore flag then I’ll hang from my balcony everyday la!”

“Wow, I’m so glad you’re so patriotic aunti..I mean XIAO JIE. However, we are not able to give you the flag free of charge. The GROs in their outreach efforts to promote wider display of National Flag, have placed orders for more than 150,000 flags for sale to residents and decorations le. Where do we get the money from?”

“WAHRAO! Like that then forget it la. I go fly my France flag then later can HUAT HUAT HUAT!”

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References:

JOIN THE CELEBRATIONS, FLY OUR FLAG� Media Release (View as HTML)
Remember to Display the Flag!
Flying the Flag an ongoing commitment by all Singaporeans: Dr Balakrishnan

If men have PMS, I’m sure the driving instructor with me got a very serious case of that. I’m seriously considering paying that extra $8 per lesson just so that he wouldn’t be assigned to me again.

Other than that, driving is really fun.

Thank you so much.

Blogging is like so mainstream now. Even our dear and esteem K. Bhavani also know about blogging sia (mrs lim now also zip her mouth le).

But I digress. We normal citizens, often with no alternatives or solutions got blog le. Celebrities no doubt, also must have their own blog la.

And I’m talking about ‘real’ celebrities here, not bloggers who become celebrities (we already know all about them).

Joi Chua 蔡淳佳

Local female mandarin singer, more on her Wikipedia entry.

Corrinne May

Singaporean singer-songwriter based in LA, more on her Wikipedia entry.

Bukoh Mary 玛莉

Cruz Teng 志勇

Lin Peifen 佩芬

All 3 from everyone’s favourite chinese radio station Y.E.S 933.

Taufik Batisah

Taufik who? Our first Singapore Idol la! Remember? More on his Wikipedia entry.

Patricia Mok

Know of any other Singapore celebritiy blogs which I’ve missed out? Leave a comment and I’ll update the list.

Addendum:

Lazy movie reviewer day

Even Superman needs to go the toilet.

Rating: 3/5

The above passages may contain spoilers.