“Let’s race! Whoever gets to the ball last is a chao mee siam with lots of hum!”

Lazy movie reviewer day

The movie introduces us to a old grouch, Mr. Nebbercracker, who takes anything on his lawn and scares little children off. Then when the protagonist, DJ (who ironically is not a DJ) had a confrontation with him, he died of a heart attack.

Soon after strange things started happening and Mr. Nebbercracker’s house started eating up anything on its lawn. So DJ together with Chowder and Jenny must find a way to stop the house before halloween.

I found it to be pretty enjoyable but I overheard someone who said she slept through 3/4 of the movie. Oh well.

The above passages may contain spoilers.

Rating: 3.5/5

Wouldn’t you agree?

When your dad told you not to be afraid and fulfil your dreams, he didn’t know you always dreamed of being wolverine.

I’ve always been a great fan of the Black Eyed Peas and revered PM Lee so when I heard this episode of the mrbrown show I was absolutely esacatic.

And so I decided to make my very own ringtone of it and since so many people are asking for it, here it is.

http://www.box.net/public/6le4npk4ba

“Oi! Auntie ar! I got this ringtone my friend send one! Talking about Mee Siam Mai Hum. Just thinking about it makes me hungry, got sell bor?”

“Mee Siam Mai Hum? Simi lan jiao?! Bor la bor la!”

“Bor? Sure anot? Our revered PM Lee recommend during National Day Rally le! Mai siao siao!”

“Ok la! You want Mee Siam Mai Hum? Wait ar!”

(went behind the kitchen and ran out with her chopper)

“Watcha’ looking at shorty?”

Lazy movie reviewer day

I swear I was totally not bored. Really.

Rating: 5/5

“Hello good citizen! I am Captain Obvious!”

“…”

“Can you guess what this movie is about?”

“…”

Your blog sucks,
My blog sucks,
Both blogs suck together.
In the middle of the night,
Sucking one another!

From the most amazing person I ever known.

(everything you ever need to know about dealing with snakes on a plane)

Lazy movie reviewer day

Aka. the most ridiculous way of killing someone in a movie ever.

Chinese dude just murdered some prosecutor dude and some other dude caught him in the act so he got some other snake dude to release snakes on the witness dude’s plane. Absolutely brilliant.

Who needs to hire a mutha fuckin killer when you can use mutha fuckin snakes?

Rating: 4/5

The above passages may contain spoilers.