Lazy movie reviewer day

I just wished some of the characters had a longer screen time (Borat, Nacho, Paris Hilton) but that’s obviously impossible with the number of titles they’re trying to cram into the 95 minutes.

“Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special?”

“It’s a special secret ingredient. It’s real human parts. There’s gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally.”

The above passages may contain spoilers.

Rating: 3.5/5

Finally got the chance to catch all the previous episodes of Heroes and now hopelessly addicted.

For the ill-informed, Heroes is a TV series about ordinary people all over the world discovering that they have superpowers and trying to deal with how this change affects their lives.

http://heroeswiki.com/Main_Page

Be sure to check out Hiro’s blog, it progresses along as the story unfolds through Hiro’s point of view.

http://blog.nbc.com/hiro_blog/

Next Episode, 26 Feb 2007!

On 2/22/07, Kay Dotson wrote:

The room was dark,
The room was drear,
And all I could feel
Was a rush of fear.

The shades were down,
And it was hard to see,
But I could hear her heart beat,
And it comforted me.

One spam mail I didn’t delete.

I was outside clearing the trays and stuff, when this burly man came over. I promptly greeted him with the customary “Welcome to some fast food restaurant!”

The guy hesitated before asking, “Where’s Burger King?”

Burger King was just like 20m the other side but I pointed in the opposite direction, “I think it’s over that side sir.”

As expected, he didn’t thank me.

What do you take us for? Your fucking personalized Google Maps?

But they’re getting better.

For the third time, the (same) Acer guy came over to my humble abode today. The arranged time was 2-4pm so I waited and waited. Then he called at 3.40pm and said he was on his way. By the time he reached, it was about 4.10pm, so I was pretty pissed off.

How can I go about saving the world when I’m wasting precious time waiting here for the Acer guy?

Anyway, after fiddling with the notebook components for quite some time, he finally managed to get it working.

“Motherboard problem, heh,” the Acer guy told me laughingly.

Then I proceeded to strangle him and screamed in his face, “HEH?! If only you all did a more thorough diagnosis in the first place, I wouldn’t have wasted so much time!”

Then I cut his body into 6 pieces and wrapped them with black garbage bags. Cross my fingers and let’s hope the cleaner wouldn’t discover the body tomorrow morning.

Brother: “The food here sucks. You know what’s the biggest difference between us? My food recommendations are always good but yours sucks la!”

Mother: “Ok, THANK YOU! I’m very grateful for that. But that time your dad and I ate till really happy.”

Brother: “Cause I wasn’t eating with you that time…”

Me: “Precisely why you all ate till so happy.”

Mother: “LAWL!”

Then he proceeded to curse me. Blah.