I was outside clearing the trays and stuff, when this burly man came over. I promptly greeted him with the customary “Welcome to some fast food restaurant!”

The guy hesitated before asking, “Where’s Burger King?”

Burger King was just like 20m the other side but I pointed in the opposite direction, “I think it’s over that side sir.”

As expected, he didn’t thank me.

What do you take us for? Your fucking personalized Google Maps?