Simon: I’ve been seeing the same prostitute for about 3 months now and last night she said that because I was a regular client, and loyal, I deserved a “slut discount”. I now only have to pay £20 for the full works, it used to be £30.

Lee: Thats brilliant, what are you going to do with the money you save?

Simon: Well, its my wife’s birthday soon, so I might take her out for a nice meal.

Lee: Your such a romantic, she is lucky to have you.

Simon: Yeah, I know.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Slut+Discount

Seriously disturbing.

So my brother was his awesome friends and they saw this Mediacorp artist;

“Eh, that guy looks familiar sia..”

“Hmm, I think is TCS star.”

“Oh I remember! That’s XXX!”

(For some reason, I can’t remember that guy’s name so let’s just call him XXX.)

“Let’s go over get his autograph! Hahaha.”

He walks over to XXX, said hi and got his autograph.

“Thanks man, but how do you read this ah?” pointing to XXX’s signature.

After XXX told him his name, his friend exclaimed, “Oh! I thought you’re 周初明 (Chew Chor Meng). CHEY!”

And he crushed the paper XXX autographed on.

“I wanna be 周初明 when I grow up!”

Mr-he-is-so-charming was reading a headline off a stranger’s newspapers and it read something that out of 800+ secondary school students they interviewed, only 1 was still a virgin.

Of course being the truthful friend that I was, I informed him that I was that 1.

He looked at me.

” Oh, you are not a virgin by choice. ”

http://mrslim.isthebest.net/2007/03/01/suicide-of-the-virgins/

Mrs Lim’s posts are so unintentionally tickling, everyone and their mother should read her blog.

Addendum: Okay, the guys at Webshots must be real conservatives, even an image of a prosthetic butt is considered offensive. Blah.

Lazy movie reviewer day

Pretty much the usual romantic comedy, except as the title of the movie hints, the music is awesome. Watch the movie for the music, it’s totally worth it.

My new favourite song;

Pop! Goes My Heart~

The above passages may contain spoilers.

Rating: 3.5/5

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Note to self.

This post is not written from my A-fucking-cer notebook.