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Movie Review: The Last Mimzy

The Last Mimzy

Lazy movie reviewer day

Enjoyable ‘kid’ movie, but utterly confusing even till the end of the film. Though I keep mixing it up with the Narnia spin-off that haven’t came out. Hmmm.

The above passages may contain spoilers.

Rating: 3/5

Free BJ…Ice Cream

Ben and Jerry

Today at all Ben and Jerry’s outlets. Go get your free ice cream you cheapos!

http://www.benjerry.com.sg/

Movie Review: Shooter

Shooter

Lazy movie reviewer day

Atypical action thriller flick, some of the shooting scenes are pretty kickass. I can’t stop laughing when Swagger blew off one of the guy’s arm. Is there something wrong with me? :x

The above passages may contain spoilers.

Rating: 3/5

I want to categorically tell everybody that this was not a decision which he made under pressure.

ORLY YARLY

Cat·e·gor·i·cal
–adjective
1. without exceptions or conditions; absolute; unqualified and unconditional: a categorical denial.

Orhhhhhhh.

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/270006/1/.html

Of course not! Esteemed PM Lee obviously thought this over meticulously (cheem way of saying ‘carefully’ heh) as he is Singapore’s PM, no doubt whatever he is up to, it is for the good of the country and the welfare of the people!

http://mollymeek.livejournal.com/151820.html

Addendum: Hmm, what’s Wee Shu Min got to do with anything?

World of Whorecraft

Epic Slut

“Hello I need 5000 world of gold for my epic flying mount. In return you can mount me.”

http://epicslut.ytmnd.com/

Please don’t serve me the display item!

I saw the lady from Table 7 (or was it Table 9? I still can’t get the table numbers correct!) waving her hand gesturing me over.

“Were you the one who took our orders just now?”

Having served so many tables that day, I really wasn’t too sure.

“I don’t think so…”

“Then it’s okay, thanks.”

Helpful employee of the month kicks in.

“Is there anything I can help you with?”

“Oh, this guy helped me take my BLAH BLAH BLAH order just now and I saw him taking exactly what I ordered from the display and bringing in to the kitchen, will he serve me that?”

I was struggling to keep a straight face.

“No, of course not. Don’t worry about it.”

Dumbass.

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