Miss South Carolina, Miss Teen USA Pageant

“Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the US on a world map. Why do you think this is?”

“I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and that I believe our education, such as in South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US, or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future.”

The funniest thing about this whole incident is not how dumb she really is but she actually got third runner-up in the competition. God bless America.

Addendum: Miss Teen South Carolina Calls 911

Movie Review: Ratatouille

Ratatouille

Lazy movie reviewer day

Highly unlikely but original story of a rat who loves good food and terribly untalented young boy who dreams of becoming a chef. And ‘Ratatouille’’s pronounced as ‘Rat-a-too-ee”, which is actually a traditional French Provençal stewed vegetable dish. :o

The above passages may contain spoilers.

Rating: 4/5

Watch all episodes of 宝贝父女兵 (Bao Bei Fu Nu Bing)

宝贝父女兵

Yes, YouTube’s awesome. Now you can watch every single episode of 宝贝父女兵 (Bao Bei Fu Nu Bing) on YouTube. Links after the jump!

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Yahoo! is Seditious!

Molly was just trying to find out more about our esteemed MM Lee and all his great achievements and all that but Yahoo’s stupid suggestion feature came up with a whole bunch of false and useless suggestions.

Thankfully, Google Suggest had nothing of that crap.

Crazy Bike Drifting!

The Beatles vs. Nine Inch Nails “Come Closer Together”

MILF (Mobile phone I’d Like to Find)

Remind me never ever to get a Nokia phone again. Now I just need to find where I can get the cheapest, most versatile phone.

Anyone knows? :)

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