So Maria Sharapova and Anna Chakvetadze had an exhibition match at the Singapore Indoor Stadium yesterday. I didn’t go watch but I’m guessing Anna won only because she’s got such an awesome name.

Imagine never being called by the lecturer because he or she wouldn’t have a damn clue on how to pronounce your name.

Anyway, I digress, so the company responsible for bringing Maria Sharapova down to our little red dot in an attempt to satisfy all the perverts ardent fans will be auctioning off hotel items which Maria herself will use during her stay such as towels, slippers, and even a swimsuit!

(Not) Surprisingly, there were several requests for a toilet seat and they were rightfully turned down.

“Since there’s an interest for products that Sharapova will use during her stay here, we want to do this tastefully,” Jerry Goh, an organizer for the event, told Singapore’s New Paper. “So no toilet seats or covers will be offered for auction.”

But I digress, the point of this post is since there’s such high demand for Maria Sharapova’s used stuff, I reckon alot people would be dying to get their hands on my used stuff.

And since, the toilet seat appears to be the hottest in demand item, I’m gonna start the bidding for my toilet seat (unwashed) at SGD8888.

The following is a sample of what the winner of the auction will be receiving;

All proceeds will go towards a good cause, my pocket. Thank you, enjoy bidding!

Lazy movie reviewer day

Even though a certain Mr. Magorium (not gonna say who) ‘departed’ at the end of the movie, this is really an awesome feel good movie.

I so wish I have my own Wonder Emporium right this moment. Just imagine…

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Rating: 3.5/5

Lazy movie reviewer day

No, I didn’t watch the first one and you don’t have to. Predictable action flick. My kind of movie.

I’m just really curious, what was on page 47 of the President’s book of secrets?

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Rating: 3/5

Lazy movie reviewer day

No, I wasn’t hiding behind the jacket during all of the scary scenes, really.

Be sure to check out the original ‘The Last Man on Earth’, released in 1964 with Vincent Price starring as Dr. Will Smith.

http://www.archive.org/details/the-last-man-on-earth

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Rating: 3.5/5

We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment’s what’s I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We’ve know each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it

And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Repeat Chorus

Give you up, give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up

Last four lines repeated

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand

My new favourite song. Totally.

Wish you all a happy holiday season. Enjoy the long weekends.

Don’t party too much, you still have New Year’s Eve for that.

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