Lazy movie reviewer day

This got to be the worst metacritic score I’ve ever seen. Absolutely for the media junkie.

Shrek
Brangelina
Britney Spears
Paris Hilton
Ryan Seacrest
Sun Jaya
American Idol
Ugly Betty
Deal or no Deal

And many more, be sure to stay when the credits start rolling.

“Harry Knowles of Aintitcool.com says the movie is just a cheap ripoff of 300,”

So, so true.

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Rating: 2.5/5

Mr Tay Meng Chew, 79, went missing on 20 February 2008. His family has been looking for him in the past few days but to no avail.

Mr Tay is 155 cm tall and has a light tan complexion. He was last seen at Clementi, wearing a short-sleeve shirt and grey pants. If you have any information on his whereabouts, please contact the Police at this number, 1800-255-0000.

There’s a really disturbing article in Life! today, here’s a passage from the article itself;

Don’t be shocked if you see your school principal at a gaming centre or even taking a few shots in a pool centre.

It’s their way of staying in touch with the young and picking up new ways to do their job even better.

Madam Quek Seok Noi, principal of CHIJ Our Lady of the Nativity, is one if them. She sees her visits to nightspot complex St James Power Station and gaming centre E2max as learning experiences.

“Want go clubbing just say la! No need paiseh,” that was my friend’s first reaction.

Old uncles and aunties trying to ’stay in touch’ with the young is indeed disturbing but what really intrigued me is, since Madam Quek Seok Noi refers her visit as a learning experience, is such visits to entertainment spots subsidized by the M.O.E.?

Supposedly a smear attempt by Clinton’s campaign?

For the past few months, I have been seeing a rise in the number of people wearing black and red jeans. No, not black jeans and red jeans, those are very common and I have totally nothing against them. I’m actually referring to this monstrous fashion mistake;

I have no idea which sane clothing shop will sell such horrendous jeans and since I couldn’t find an actual photo I just did this replica on photoshop.

Usually spotted on certain ‘unique’ individuals with little to none fashion sense, they wear such jeans around like they’re some kind of superstar but in fact they remind me more of a jester. All they lack is the scepter and a matching hat.

Am I getting old or are these jeans really an abomination? And I thought this was bad.

Addendum: If you’re one of these ‘unique’ individuals who own such a pair of jeans, please do not hesitate to take a photo of yourself in it and email me, my readers and I will be eternally grateful for your kind act. Thank you and have a great day!

Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolor disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life?
Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against lonliness and methamphetamine addiction in a quiet American suburb.

http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/

A.k.a. Jon Arbuckle’s depressing life.

Lazy movie reviewer day

Super cool movie about this ordinary man’s discovery of his ability to teleport to anywhere in the world ala Nightstalker.

Mindless, action packed with a plot conceived by a 3 year old kid. Sweet.

I just don’t get one thing, the black man killed his father and all he did was teleport him to some mountain?

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Rating: 3/5