Okay, no, I’m joking. 42 years old already and I’m still fooling around. Anyhow, photos!

“Why post small photos when you have a good camera!” — K.T

Thank you for celebrating birthday with me! We can go Sentosa next time and let’s hope your mom doesn’t touches the pandan kaya cake in the fridge!

Claire Cleary: What is true love?
John Beckwith: True love is your soul’s recognition of its counterpoint in another.
Claire Cleary: It’s a little cheesy but I like it.
John Beckwith: I read it on a bumper sticker!

From the 2005 comedy, Wedding Crashers.

Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolor disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life?
Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against lonliness and methamphetamine addiction in a quiet American suburb.

http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/

A.k.a. Jon Arbuckle’s depressing life.

Should work for all DBS, POSB bank accounts.

DBSSSGSG

Good to know information.

For best effect, you MUST read them aloud.

English: That’s not right
Chinese: Sum Ting Wong

English: Are you harboring a fugitive?
Chinese: Hu Yu Hai Ding

English: See me ASAP
Chinese: Kum Hia Nao

English: Stupid Man
Chinese: Dum Fuk

English: Small Horse
Chinese: Tai Ni Po Ni

English: Did you go to the beach?
Chinese: Wai Yu So Tan

English: I bumped into a coffee table
Chinese: Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

English: I think you need a face lift
Chinese: Chin Tu Fat

English: It’s very dark in here
Chinese: Wai So Dim

English: I thought you were on a diet
Chinese: Wai Yu Mun Ching

English: This is a tow away zone
Chinese: No Pah King

English: Our meeting is scheduled for next week
Chinese: Wai Yu Kum Nao

English: Staying out of sight
Chinese: Lei Ying Lo

English: He’s cleaning his automobile
Chinese: Wa Shing Ka

English: Your body odor is offensive
Chinese: Yu Stin Ki Poo

English: Great
Chinese: Fa Kin Su Pa

All tongue in cheek of course.

Hello, My name is mr lim and I am a Chinese.

From BigFatWhale.com.

Hope you suckers enjoyed the ridiculously priced dinner and flowers.

No, seriously, I really hoped you enjoyed them, cause I didn’t.

I’ve been following this for quite a while and it’s all very interesting. It all started with the Tom Cruise Scientology video.

If you have no clue what all this is about, you should read this article.