I FUCKING SWEAR, ANYONE WHO HANGS IT THE B WAY IS A FUCKING RETARD, THE TOILET PAPER WILL GET ALL WET FROM PISS SPLATTER WHEN YOU PEE IN THE TOILET.

So, which one is it for you? A or B?

The obligatory 大长今 photo.

So kimchi was served at every single meal.

So I witnessed the very first Korean astronaut (who happen to be female because the original candidate, a male, apparently flaunted some small rules).

So I endured 1 hour in the cold riding a rail bike because I underestimated the coldness of the weather while my parents simply sat in front of us.

So I went to this water resort

So I learnt how to make kimchi at this kimchi school which turned out terribly disgusting and we were told that all the kimchi that visitors made were to be donated to various orphanages. Poor orphans.

So I had Burger King in Seoul. A very nice Whopper Jr.

So I drove past Bae Yong Joon’s quarters and the gym he frequents.

So I lost 200 won at the slots.

So I had Krispy Kreme in Seoul. Like Donut Factory but they actually give out one free donut to anyone who walks in.

So the movies on the plane are awesome.

Now I got to go get some sleep.

大长今 here I come!

Kimchi here I come!

Jun Ji-hyun here I come!

Rain here I come!

Seeya guys one week later!

No offense to your mama but I’ve been reading lots of Yo Mama jokes lately and they are hilarious! Compiled and sorted them into 4 categories; Fat; Stupid; Big; Ugly.

After the jump. Enjoy.

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Some hot Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa incest tongue action. I can tell the birthday kid must be one hell of a Star Wars fan!

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=89164759

I’m betting that the social worker was just afraid he wouldn’t get any dinner that night, so he took a gamble and ‘befriended’ the mugger. Lucky for him the mugger was such a softie.

Oh ya, I’m touched to tears. Really.