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North Korean Al-Qaeda connection, George Bush, Bottomless Party, Cockmeat Sandwich. Hilarious shit. Plus the super awesome poem, The Square Root of 3;

The Square Root of 3
by Dave Feinberg

I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed

Also be sure to check out this totally crazy website;

http://whatwouldnphdo.com/

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Rating: 3.5/5

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Awesome shit. Now all Marvel films become like some sort of Stan Lee witchhunt. That guy never fails to make an appearance in all the Marvel screen adaptations. Seriously.

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Rating: 5/5

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Rating: 3.5/5

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And I’ve always wondered who invented the alley oop. Will Ferrell’s Mom. Who else?

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Rating: 3/5

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Rating: 3/5

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Fiona Xie. Fiona Xie. Fiona Xie.

I swear I didn’t cover my eyes throughout the entire movie. Really!

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Rating: 3/5

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I want my own Arthur Spiderwick’s Field Guide to the Fantastical World Around You. Saw it on Amazon so hopefully I can find it in our local bookstores.

And the ending was pretty unexpected.

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Rating: 1/5