Movie Review: Made Of Honor

Recipe: Feel-good, romantic comedy.
Fact: Paper cup sleeve was not invented by Tom Bailey. It was invented by a man in California named Jim Chelossi.
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Rating: 3/5

Recipe: Feel-good, romantic comedy.
Fact: Paper cup sleeve was not invented by Tom Bailey. It was invented by a man in California named Jim Chelossi.
The above passages may contain spoilers.
Rating: 3/5

North Korean Al-Qaeda connection, George Bush, Bottomless Party, Cockmeat Sandwich. Hilarious shit. Plus the super awesome poem, The Square Root of 3;
The Square Root of 3
by Dave FeinbergI’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root threeThe three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nineFor nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmeticI know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationalityWhen hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a threeAs quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integerWe break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wandsOur square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed
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Rating: 3.5/5

Awesome shit. Now all Marvel films become like some sort of Stan Lee witchhunt. That guy never fails to make an appearance in all the Marvel screen adaptations. Seriously.
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Rating: 5/5

And I’ve always wondered who invented the alley oop. Will Ferrell’s Mom. Who else?
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Rating: 3/5

Lazy movie reviewer day
Fiona Xie. Fiona Xie. Fiona Xie.
I swear I didn’t cover my eyes throughout the entire movie. Really!
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Rating: 3/5