Posted May 9, 2008 
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A couple just finished dinner at a coffee shop. They saw another guy wearing a shirt either from Topman or Armani Exchange.
Guy: Wah, that shirt quite nice right?
Girl: Chey! Looks like $10 shirt…
Another Guy: Fucking bitch. Think they talking about me sia…
Posted January 16, 2007 Comments(0) 
On the MRT train.
Boy: (Pointing to the railing above him) Mommy, why there got pole? For what one?
Mom: Only when you grow taller and taller and taller, then you can hold the pole okay?
Posted October 24, 2006 Comments(0) 
This couple was queueing up at a hawker centre stall.
Husband: (Holding a 50 dollar note) Got small change?
Wife: (Stares at her husband) Very clever ah?
Posted October 2, 2006 Comments(0) 
Mother: Do you think the sky is getting hazier?
Daughter: No la. Where got? Still can see the sun right? Not hazy la.
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The PSI in Singapore is 73! We’re all gonna die!
Wait, what does PSI stands for?
The acronym for Pollutant Standards Index, which is an index for our pollutant standards. Understand?
Posted September 28, 2006 Comments(0) 
Boy: I want to buy Hyundai next time..
Girl: (shocked look) Ah? What you say?
Boy: I want buy a Hyundai car..
Girl: Hahaha. Chey! I thought you say hentai..
mr lim ♥ yy