You’ve probably heard, Singapore has recently banned access to two porn websites in a “symbolic statement” of Singapore’s societal values.

For the innocent and naive people (like me), YouPorn and RedTube are apparently similar to YouTube but for grownups.

Guess they never saw this video;

What will the millions of bored Singaporeans do online now?

Go Internet Censorship!

Addendum: Do you know not only porn websites are being banned by Singapore?

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/349592/1/.html

Singapore Leader 1: “WOOHOO! After 28 years, this dinky little island is finally ours!”

Singapore Leader 2: “HELL YEAH! We can finally do whatever we want with the island!”

Singapore Leader 1: “HOORAY! Anything we want!”

Singapore Leader 2: “Eh, so what are the plans for it?”

Singapore Leader 1: “Uh, I also don’t know. Just leave it as it is I guess.”

Sincere Apologies

Dear Readers,

I would like to express my sincere apologies for any misinterpretation to my blog entry.

I regret having mentioned this entry in my blog which I didn’t expect it to turn out to be like this, I should have been more mindful.

Once again, I am sincerely apologetic for the recent events that had happen.

Your’s sincerely,
Franco

http://fragranceprince.blogspot.com/index.html#6962603222883408517

Misinterpretation? What message were you trying to bring across then OH SEXY FRAGRANCE PRINCE?

The fact that you really respect and love people of all races and that you donate all your salary to charity organisations?

Bullshit.

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News of his arrest, why no mention of any name?

Franco Guo (aka Sexy Fragrance Prince) is 24 years old, works in the military industry and enjoys chick flicks, fashion magazines and watersports. Oh ya, he’s racist too and not very smart one at that.

I mean… wassup with all the pretentious looks and actions for man….go get a job or better yet, make himself useful and learn how to start a fire using charcoal.. as it all lies in their blood…. SATAY SATAY!!!!

Aiya….stupid MALAYS!!

http://fragranceprince.blogspot.com/2008/03/weirdo-in-1st-world-country.html

http://fragranceprince.isthebest.net/2008/03/weirdo-in-1st-world-country.html

And apparently, some vigilant soul has already made a police report. I hope they have Starbucks/Smoothie/Whatever crap he’s drinking in Changi.

His Friendster
His Facebook
His Slide

(via)

Blatent ripoff of Stuff White People Like but for Singaporeans.

Here’s the list of what the blogger thinks Singaporeans like so far;

1. Small-scale Demonstrations
2. Credit Cards
3. Feedback
4. TV Mobile
5. McDonald’s
6. Mr. Brown

http://stuffsingaporeanslike.blogspot.com/

Déjà vu?

Joanne wore two bikinis and added tape and a padding to make sure she did not expose herself.

All the pictures after the jump!

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WTF! WTF! WTF!