“We dared to dream, we worked hard to pursue our dream despite the odds, and now the dream will become a reality,” Singapore Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong said.

Suck it Moscow!

Before the announcement, I saw the news that there was going to be a celebration after the release of the results and I was wondering;

“What if we didn’t win and Moscow won the bid instead? What would we be celebrating?”

Fortunately, we won. Time to reap our well-deserved profits!

So Maria Sharapova and Anna Chakvetadze had an exhibition match at the Singapore Indoor Stadium yesterday. I didn’t go watch but I’m guessing Anna won only because she’s got such an awesome name.

Imagine never being called by the lecturer because he or she wouldn’t have a damn clue on how to pronounce your name.

Anyway, I digress, so the company responsible for bringing Maria Sharapova down to our little red dot in an attempt to satisfy all the perverts ardent fans will be auctioning off hotel items which Maria herself will use during her stay such as towels, slippers, and even a swimsuit!

(Not) Surprisingly, there were several requests for a toilet seat and they were rightfully turned down.

“Since there’s an interest for products that Sharapova will use during her stay here, we want to do this tastefully,” Jerry Goh, an organizer for the event, told Singapore’s New Paper. “So no toilet seats or covers will be offered for auction.”

But I digress, the point of this post is since there’s such high demand for Maria Sharapova’s used stuff, I reckon alot people would be dying to get their hands on my used stuff.

And since, the toilet seat appears to be the hottest in demand item, I’m gonna start the bidding for my toilet seat (unwashed) at SGD8888.

The following is a sample of what the winner of the auction will be receiving;

All proceeds will go towards a good cause, my pocket. Thank you, enjoy bidding!

Golf is generally a rich man’s sport so it’s very likely that I’ll never get a chance to touch a golf club or even a golf ball. Nonetheless, I’ve found a pretty awesome website with loads of golf articles. So if you’re one of those hippies who have been wanting to pick up golf since forever, do so now!

California High Schooler Allison Stokke, 18, won a 2004 California state pole vaulting title, broken five national records and earned a scholarship to the University of California, but that’s not what made her the latest internet sensation. Her photo got leaked onto the interweb some time ago and the rest is history.

Satisfy your Sports fan appetite here;

http://www.allisonstokkepictures.com/